1) What was the last 1980s song you heard?
2) What was the last thing you saw on Youtube?
3) What was the last entry on Wikipedia you viewed?
4) What was the last computer/video game you completed all the way through?
5) What did you last pig out on?
6) What is the last undeleted text message on your mobile phone?
Fuck noes -- I never look at nor answer the fucking shite.
7) When did you last have a conversation with someone other than a family member?
Don't be so fucking stupid.
8) Aside from where you live, what is the last village/town/city you visited?
I have a place inside my head - it doesn't have a name but it is pretty and has flowers and shit like that.
9) What was the last competition you won?
Does a raffle count? I once won a giant panda at the circus that was making an appearence at Saltwell Park - it was very unwieldy and awkward to get home even though it had a lead attached. I called it Marmaduke and gave it to my sister. The circus owner did not like his entire enterprise being appropriated.
10) What are the last three blogs you visited?
Do I look like I have a fucking memory? And what's with all the fucking questions like?
Comments (5)
You have a cell phone?
Posted by Robert G. | May 5, 2008 1:06 AM
No. I have a fucking *mobile phone*. You thick Atlantic cousin.
Is it so difficult to speak the language/ Fucking hell man. Make a fucking effort.
Posted by Will | May 5, 2008 1:09 AM
Oh, go wrap yourself up in "cling film."
Posted by Robert G. | May 5, 2008 5:41 PM
Don't you mean 'gladwrap'?
Posted by hakmao | May 6, 2008 6:35 AM
How many page hits do you
'effing want?
Posted by Darren | May 7, 2008 2:53 AM