a General theory of rubbish

Your President doth proclaim toward you in this year of our Lord 2008 here.

I really like diet cherry coke.

My problem is - it is so very difficult to actually buy the fucker in the shops (it's never there).

1) why is that?
2) fucked if I know.
3) can Adam Smith's representative on earth in the here and now explain it to me?

Quote:

“I find it easy to say I’m not a socialist now,” he says. “Painful though I found that, it didn’t cost me as much as to say I’m no longer a Marxist, which wouldn’t really be true. Because it’s the way I think. I think like someone who uses the historical materialist method of analysis.”

Aliens march to demand an end to name-calling.

Make yer mind up young man! Fence sitter!

Also has a garden to attend to.

I like gardens - wish i had one -- better still an allotment.

Thou shalt not mosh

I cannot compete

A duck

More space filling...

I may have a blog but at least I'm not a livejournal or Myspace (non) owning fucking ignoramus and cunt like that.

Fucking tossers.

The most seductive woman of all time has Halle Berry’s eyes, Jennifer Lopez’s nose, Kelly Brook’s hair and body, Angelina Jolie’s pout and wears Marilyn Monroe’s white dress, according to a poll.

Yeah. In other words Jan Leeming (although I also have a thing for Moira Stewart).

The result of the Frankenstein experiment here by the way.

PS. Women don't know what men find attractive.

Let the howls of derision ring loud.